nerdache-cakes: All of you are wrong. The J in GIF is silent. Like in José. Hif.
ejacutastic: shwa-tarded: harrysgettinhead: leggings as pants are fine as long as i can’t see your vagina outline like i’m not signing up for that shit because it’s all a big secret right secret leggings secret vagina secret NO I JUST REALLY DON’T WANNA SEE OTHER GIRLS’ VAGINAS OK MY GOD THIS IS NOT A SOCIAL ISSUE I JUST DON’T LIKE LOOKING AT STRANGERS’ GENITALS
hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
vevovevo: respecting women like caillou
boobscupcakesnweed: hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city? i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties yes i do no one can twerk dat ass like you i swear its true
demeaniac: demeaniac: “No homo” I whisper, filled with bewilderment. Indeed, there are only Australopithecine around. It’s the Pleistocene epoch. Fuck you guys, I read a whole Wikipedia article for this.
confusedtree: psychologicalwoman: confusedtree: I just saw that Aung San Suu Kyi did in fact manage to beat out Lady Gaga for Time Magazine’s 2013 100 poll by a considerable percentange but the fact that it looked for even an hour or so like Lady Gaga was going to win is thoroughly embarrassing. I cannot believe she even made it that far Please explain to me how Gaga isn’t influential...
I’m never gonna wait that extra twenty minutes to text you back, and I’m...– Andrea Gibson (via burtoo)